The top movies always have the best lines and speeches. I have come up with my favourite lines that are not only funny, but also in some cases have a meaning. I have left out the speeches made by respective presidents - in Armageddon and Deep Impact, but these are my favourite, - lines, quotes, speeches, or whatever you want to call them.

DR. EVIL (AUSTIN POWERS): That makes me angry. And when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset...people DIE!!!

Kilgore APOCOLYPSE NOW: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...

Forrest Gump: My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

Cal Hockley Titanic: It is unsinkable. God himself could not sink this ship.

Jack TITANIC as it’s sinking: I don't know about you, but I intend on writing a strongly worded letter to the White Star Line about all of this.

Oliver Twist: Please sir, I want some more.

CHARIOTS OF FIRE - God Harold it’s a race you’ve lost not a relative

Star wars - I AM YOUR FATHER LUKE

Spartacus - I AM SPARTACUS

Jack Nicholson - Heres Johnnie

Apollo 13 - HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM

Robin Hood prince of thieves – SHRIF of Not’ ham - Wait a minute. Robin Hood steals money from my pocket, forcing me to hurt the public, and they love him for it? That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas!

Warriors - WARRIORS, OH WARRIORS COME OUT TO PLAY

- Armageddon - NONE OF THEM EVER WANT TO PAY TAXES AGAIN …….. EVER

THE QUIET MAN

Red Will" Danaher: He'll regret it till his dying day, if ever he lives that long.

- - - SEE THAT ROAD THERE, THAT ROAD WONT DO YOU ANY GOOD, AND MARY, MARY KNOWS THE WAY, IF SHE WERE HERE, THAT PATH THERE WON’T DO YOU ANY GOOD EITHER

My life is actually pretty much one never ending movie quote. Me and my friends are constantly quoting movies....some of our favorite movies to quote are Grumpy/Grumpier Old Men, Great Outdoors, Anchorman, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Beer League, Hot Rod, Step Brothers, and so many more...

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The line is actually, "No...I am your father"

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I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse - Godfather

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it - American Beauty

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti -Silence of the Lambs

I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this - One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

Yippie-kai-yay, motherf*cker -- Die Hard 2

The Shawshank Redemption

"Yeah. The funny thing is - on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook."


"Goddamn right. They send you here for life, and that's exactly what they take. The part that counts, anyway."


"Geology is the study of pressure and time. That's all it takes really, pressure, and time. That, and a big god-damned poster."


"Get busy living, or get busy dying."

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Glengarry Glen Ross:

"We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize?
Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."

Goodfellas:

"Now go home and get your ****in' shinebox"

i knew someone would eventually...so i didnt bother

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From my cousin Vinny :
Vinny Gambini: What about these pants I got on? You think they're okay?

Mona Lisa Vito: Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water - BAM. A ****in' bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask ya, would you give a **** what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing?

In Gladiator, I always remembered the quote as spoken by Maximus, after he won the first gladiator battle, and was asked by the evil caesor to reveal his name. His words were: "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." As he spoke these movie quotes, it always managed to stir my emotions, because the humility and patience he displayed.

I'm too lazy to look up the exact dialogue, but I have always loved the exchange between Kirk Douglas and Jean Simmons in Spartacus when they are talking about knowledge and the origin of the wind and all that...just excellent dialogue. Dalton Trumbo was of course a genius...too bad he was blacklisted, he may have wrote more screenplays.

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