I'm much like several of us here, in that I am one of those people who casually quotes movies in everyday conversation. So out of curiosity, I jotted down the movie lines that I keep quoting over and over. Unsurprisingly, they mostly come from comedies, because it's all about the funny.

"This guy's Mandrake" - Mel Gibson, Lethal Weapon 2

"You little ****er!" - Timothy Dalton, Hot Fuzz

"So I've got that going for me, which is nice." - Bill Murray, Caddyshack

"Well? We're waiting." - Ted Knight, Caddyshack

"It is only out of sheer morbid curiosity . . ." - Jason Bernard, Liar Liar

"One of us! One of us!" - Somebody, Tod Browning's Freaks

"Keek his ass." - Dianne Whatshername, Better Off Dead

"Who is ze dickhead now, eh?" - Joss Ackland, Lethal Weapon 2

"Tempting . . ." - Val Kilmer, Willow

"Call me when you have no class." - Rodney Dangerfield, Back to School

"Yes, this is horrible, this idea." - Ajay Naidu, Office Space

"All thanks to . . . me." - Michael Palin, A Fish Called Wanda

Do you all have ones that you find yourself repeating?

"That was a busto-crusto"..William Bendix in The Dark Corner

"Oh behave"...Austin Powers

"A shmoke und a pancake. No? A Bong und a blintz? No? Well, then there ish no pleashing you." ....Goldmember

We also use some quotes from Deadwood, but I can't say them here, well I could but, all you would see is ********** and ***** .

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When someone works something out or deduces something I say
"Hey! Dick f*ckin' Tracy!" Brion James~48 Hours

When some starts a sentence with "Surely..."
".....and don't call me Shirley" Leslie Neilsen~Airpane

"Oooh! He's making it up as he goes along!!" Eric Idle~Life of Brian

(starts off high and feminine..finished low and manly) "I'm sorry I'd thought we'd started" Woman in crowd at stoning~Life Of Brian

this I admit I stole from Oz..
"Come back! I was going to make Espresso!" Gene Hackman~ Young Frankenstein

"Badges!!?? We don' need no steekin' badges!" Mexican bandido~Blazing Saddles

"Oh, do pay attention, 007" Desmond Llewellyn~ various Bond films

"It is the way of things" Nicol Williamson~Excalibur

"Oh I don't wanna do thaaat!" Dan O'Bannion~Dark Star

"I demand to have some BOOZE!!"
also
"We want the finest wines known to humanity. We want them here and we want them now!" both Richard E. Grant~Withnail And I

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'Come back! I was going to make Espresso!" Gene Hackman~ Young Frankenstein

Oh yes I still say that.

"and don't call me Shirely", I use that one alot too.

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"Mmmmm! That IS a tasty burger!" - Pulp Fiction

"I'm tryin' to watch the f*ckin' Lost Boys." - Reservoir Dogs

If someone calls you a retard, "Well, you know what they say about retards havin' huge c*cks and superhuman strength." - Beer League

"A marathon? F*ck me!" - Grandma's Boy

"I weigh 90-god damn-pounds and you bring me this sloppin' foam?!" - Grumpier Old Men

"It's gotta be your bull." - Tommy Boy

"That's when the whores come in." - Tommy Boy

"I think he's retarded or something." - Billy Madison

and hundreds, hundreds more....

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Anyone who asks a question that starts with "Do you expect me to....?" has to have the comeback
"No! I expected you to die, Mr Bond!"

and another Bondism that crops up often in work is
"This organisation does not tolerate failure, Mr -----" (insert other persons name and mime stroking a cat)

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"Huston we have a problem!" Apollo 13, this quote comes in handy lots of times in my life.

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My friends and I will often wind each other up by putting on bad New York accents and saying:

"This f*#%ing guy!"

"Your a wormy c#cksucker you know that!"

"I'm just tryin to tell you how your f*#%ing being percieved!"

Which are all from The Sopranos.

I'll often adapt "they mostly come at night, mostly" into day to day life.

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"Nothing is Written."

Me and my buddy use "This f*cking guy!" a lot. We also do a lot of the "Ho!" or "Hey!"....not too many of my friends are familiar with The Sopranos so it hasn't caught on in our regular discourse yet.

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"PC Load Letter"? What the **** does that mean? -Office Space
which I say anytime something goes wrong with our work copier

I quote Spaceballs daily...

So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

Oh, ****. There goes the planet

Thank you for pressing the self destruct button.

I hate you! And yet... I find you strangely attractive