Brian: "All right...I AM The Messiah"
Crowd: "He is! He is The Messiah!"
Brian: "Now....F*CK OFF!!!"

Monty Python's Life of Brian

"What with her 'funny skin' and Joan's 'funny tummmy' it's going to be a bleedin' hilarious holiday!"

'Carry On Camping'

Det Sgt. Bung: A young lady has disappeared and we're anxious to trace her whereabouts.
Dr. Watt: Oh? Whereabouts?
Det Sgt. Bung: Hereabouts.
Albert: At ten o'clock.
Det Sgt. Bung: Or thereabouts.
Constable Slobotham: In this vicinity.
Det Sgt. Bung: Or roundabouts.
Constable Slobotham: We're police officers.
Albert: Or layabouts

'Carry On Screaming'

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"its good to be the king"

history of the world part 1

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Some good lines from a great film:

"Sh*t...charging a man with murder in this place was like handing out speeding tickets in the Indy 500."

"If that's how Kilgore fought the war I began to wonder what they really had against Kurtz. It wasn't just insanity and murder, there was enough of that to go around for everyone."

"Oh man, the bullsh*t piled up so fast in Vietnam you needed wings to stay above it."

"The horror...the horror..."

"We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write 'f*ck' on their airplanes because it's obscene!"

"Charlie don't surf!"


And one of the most famous lines in all of film history:

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

shut that c*nt up before i come over there and f*ck start her face! - the way of the gun

"Umm, let's say your driving along the road with your family and your driving along, lay le lay, woo whoo, Then all of a sudden there a truck tire in the middle of the road. And you hit the brakes EERRRRRGGGHH! Whoa. That was close. Hah ha! Now, lets see what happens when your driving with the "other guys brake pads". Your driving along, your driving along and all of sudden the kids are yelling from the back seat, "I gotta go the bathroom daddy." Not now damnit! Truck tire. Errrragggghhh! I can't stop!
[smashes a model car on desk]
There's a cliff. Ahhhhh! And your familys screaming, "Ohh my god we're burning alive! No, I can't feel my legs!" Here comes the meat wagon. WE-OH! WE-OH! WE-OH! And the medic get's out and says, "Ohh my god." New guy is in the corner puking his guts out. All because you wanna save a couple extra pennies." Tommy Boy

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Aries new sig just reminded me of another one

Rex: I'm not scared, Pip. Come on.
Pip: I'm gonna stab your heads off!
Rex: With what? With what?
Pip: With my dick!

Airheads

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