How I Met Your Mother t-shirts
Dubbed "A love story in reverse," the How I Met Your Mother TV show unfolds with the narrator (Bob Saget) telling his children the story of how he met their mother. The narration takes place in the future (2030) with the story set in the present. Below, we unveil a How I Met Your Mother t-shirt gallery that is definitely worth a high two. HIMYM tees include the Barney Stinson Suit Up t-shirt, Lemon Law tees, Swarley, Let's Go to the Mall, Slap Bet, Have You Met Ted, Legendary, and more TV quote How I Met Your Mother t-shirts. The TV show is loosely based on the friendship between the series' creators, Craig Thomas and Carter Bays, with Ted modeled after Bays, and Marshall and Lily based on Thomas and his wife.
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Suit Up because tonight will be LEGENDARY
This bestselling HIMYM tee features the classic Barney Stinson How I Met Your Mother quote, "Suit up because tonight will be legendary." To the left of the quote is a dark silhouette of a man in a suit. The Barney Stinson Suit Up design is available on a variety of merchandise styles, including ringer Ts. Wear this Suit Up t-shirt when you're feeling formal.
Sorry, I only give high twos
The front of this tee features the Barney Stinson quote from How I Met Your Mother, "Sorry, I only give high twos." Barney delivers this line during the episode where he tells the story of his peace loving days working at the coffee shop with his ex-girlfriend Shannon. They were supposed to join the Peace Corps together, but Shannon breaks his heart; thus inspiring him to "suit up." The design on this How I Met Your Mother t-shirt also features a hand giving the "high two" sign, also known as the peace sign.
It's going to be Legen... wait for it...
The front of these funny How I Met Your Mother t-shirts display the Barney Stinson quote, "It's going to be LEGEN... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second part is ..DAIRY." Barney utters this line in the episode "Sweet Taste of Liberty" from season one. An image of a brown cow appears to the left of the text, which symbolizes the latter part of the word legendary. The design on this Barney Stinson legendary t-shirt is also available on How I Met Your Mother sweatshirt hoodies, ringer Ts, and long sleeve jerseys.
Mrs. Mosby t-shirt
"Have you met Ted?" Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris) uses this pick up line in order to help Ted Mosby meet women. However, after nearly eight seasons we still haven't met the woman who the How I Met Your Mother TV series is named after. This Mrs. Mosby design solves that problem by letting everyone know that you are the girl who owns the yellow umbrella. Sure, it might spoil the ending for everyone else, but at least they won't have to impatiently wait to learn the identity of the girl of Ted's dreams. Pair it with designs featuring How I Met Your Mother quotes.
Barney's Lemon Law t-shirts
Do you follow Barney's Lemon Law of Dating? The rule states, "The Lemon Law may be invoked if, at any point during the initial five minutes (300 seconds) of a first date, either party deems the union hopeless and elects to abort said date in the interest of time and/or self-respect." Choose from between two different Lemon Law How I Met Your Mother t-shirt designs and over two hundred merchandise items that feature the designs. If a first date starts bad, you should invoke the Lemon Law.
How I Met Your Mother MacLaren's Bar t-shirt
In order to describe the design on this tee, we must turn to the Barney Stinson quote from How I Met Your Mother, "It's Legen... wait for it... Dary." Ted, Barney, Lily, Marshall and Robin love to hang out at MacLaren's Bar. They are the Cheers gang for our generation. These awesome MacLaren's How I Met Your Mother t-shirts feature a Cheers inspired logo on the front that reads, "MacLaren's Bar, Est. 2005". See the design on hoodies, jerseys, and tank tops.
Let's go to the mall! ...today!
The design on this Robin Sparkles tee promotes her 80s themed song "Let's Go to the Mall," which was a big hit in Canada. Eventually, the gang on the How I Met Your Mother TV show finds out that this is why Robin (Scherbatsky) fears shopping malls. Robin's secret is how the slap bet between Marshall and Barney begins. Marshall believes that Robin was once married in a mall, and Barney thinks that she was in a pornographic movie filmed inside a mall.
Don't be a Hero Scherbatsky
This tee displays the funny How I Met Your Mother quote, "Don't be a hero Scherbatsky." After suiting up to meet Barney at the cigar club, Robin joins him for a game of laser tag. Excited, Robin starts shooting overzealously at the enemy, which prompts Barney to tell her, "Don't be a hero Scherbatsky." The design on this How I Met Your Mother shirt includes a laser tag gun, with a red laser shooting across the chest, in between the lines of the quote.
Slap Bet Commissioner tee
After Marshall and Barney make a slap bet over the truth behind Robin's fear of shopping malls, Lily (Alyson Hannigan) takes on the role of slap bet commissioner. It is her job to sort out any arguments over the terms of the bet, including slaps that end up being unsupported by the final outcome of the bet. This slap bet How I Met Your Mother t-shirt lets you be the slap bet commissioner.
When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead. True story
The fronts of these How I Met Your Mother t-shirts feature the Barneyism, "When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead. True story". Barney Stinson tells his friends Ted and Robin this invaluable piece of wisdom when they are talking about Marshall, who is distraught over his break-up with Lily. Fans of the TV show often repeat this popular Barney quote from How I Met Your Mother. Pair it with one of the Suit Up t-shirt styles.
Barney Stinson Bro Code tee
In addition to working at Ultracell, Barney Stinson fills his life with his blog, his suits and his friends. In regards to his male friends, he chooses to live by the rules of the Bro Code. That is, until he breaks the code by sleeping with Robin, Ted's ex-girlfriend. The incident temporarily damages Barney and Ted's friendship. This How I Met Your Mother shirt features a dark silhouette of a suited-up, Barney-like individual standing next to the statement, "Respect the Bro Code. Help a brother out."
Marshall & Steph 4-Eva tee
Wear Marshall's mad at Lily tee whenever you're upset with your significant other. It's perfect for a rowdy night at MacLaren's Pub or a weekend of gambling with Barney while your wife goes into labor. Put it on to recite the Barney How I Met Your Mother quote, "It's gonna be... Legendary!!!" Barney Stinson often makes this statement when he's trying to encourage either Ted, Marshall, Lily, or Robin to participate in one of his adventures. This could mean trying to pick up women at the airport, licking the Liberty Bell, or building an igloo in Central Park to name a few.
Puzzles Bar - No Last Calls
After the bartender at MacLaren's Bar leaves the place in Barney and Ted Mosby's hands, they imagine that they have their own bar called Puzzles, where there are "no last calls". Stop by Puzzles Bar, where you might hear Canadian pop sensation Robin Sparkles (Robin Scherbatsky) on the jukebox singing one of her hit songs, "Let's Go to the Mall" or "Sandcastles in the Sand". Help make Ted and Barney's dream a reality with this How I Met Your Mother Puzzles Bar t-shirt. It's perfect for an evening spent relaxing with a cold one listening to the Robin Sparkles Sandcastles in the Sand mp3.
The Bro Code and The Playbook Barney Stinson Books
Barney Stinson lives his life by way of the Bro Code, except for when he slept with his best friend Ted Mosby's ex-girlfriend Robin, but we're willing to give him a pass for that one since it may be true love. Now you can get your hands his coveted and humorous guide to being a bro. If you're also looking to master his techniques for picking up women, then grab a copy of The Playbook, which includes over seventy-five tips for scoring chicks.