How I Met Your Mother t-shirts

Dubbed "A love story in reverse," the How I Met Your Mother TV show unfolds with the narrator (Bob Saget) telling his children the story of how he met their mother. The narration takes place in the future (2030) with the story set in the present. Below, we unveil a How I Met Your Mother t-shirt gallery that is definitely worth a high two. HIMYM tees include the Barney Stinson Suit Up t-shirt, Lemon Law tees, Swarley, Let's Go to the Mall, Slap Bet, Have You Met Ted, Legendary, and more TV quote How I Met Your Mother t-shirts. The TV show is loosely based on the friendship between the series' creators, Craig Thomas and Carter Bays, with Ted modeled after Bays, and Marshall and Lily based on Thomas and his wife.
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This bestselling HIMYM tee features the classic Barney Stinson How I Met Your Mother quote, "Suit up because tonight will be legendary." To the left of the quote is a dark silhouette of a man in a suit. The Barney Stinson Suit Up design is available on a variety of merchandise styles, including ringer Ts. Wear this Suit Up t-shirt when you're feeling formal.

The front of this tee features the Barney Stinson quote from How I Met Your Mother, "Sorry, I only give high twos." Barney delivers this line during the episode where he tells the story of his peace loving days working at the coffee shop with his ex-girlfriend Shannon. They were supposed to join the Peace Corps together, but Shannon breaks his heart; thus inspiring him to "suit up." The design on this How I Met Your Mother t-shirt also features a hand giving the "high two" sign, also known as the peace sign.

The front of these funny How I Met Your Mother t-shirts display the Barney Stinson quote, "It's going to be LEGEN... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second part is ..DAIRY." Barney utters this line in the episode "Sweet Taste of Liberty" from season one. An image of a brown cow appears to the left of the text, which symbolizes the latter part of the word legendary. The design on this Barney Stinson legendary t-shirt is also available on How I Met Your Mother sweatshirt hoodies, ringer Ts, and long sleeve jerseys.

Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris) uses this pick up line in order to help Ted Mosby meet women. Other characters also use the line at various points during the How I Met Your Mother TV series. The execution of this pick up strategy involves using one person (a.k.a. "the wingman") as the spark that ignites a conversation between two others, who have yet to be introduced. "Have you met Ted?" is one of the most popular How I Met Your Mother quotes.

Do you follow Barney's Lemon Law of Dating? The rule states, "The Lemon Law may be invoked if, at any point during the initial five minutes (300 seconds) of a first date, either party deems the union hopeless and elects to abort said date in the interest of time and/or self-respect." Choose from between two different Lemon Law How I Met Your Mother t-shirt designs and over two hundred merchandise items that feature the designs. If a first date starts bad, you should invoke the Lemon Law.

In order to describe the design on this tee, we must turn to the Barney Stinson quote from How I Met Your Mother, "It's Legen... wait for it... Dary." Ted, Barney, Lily, Marshall and Robin love to hang out at MacLaren's Bar. They are the Cheers gang for our generation. These awesome MacLaren's How I Met Your Mother t-shirts feature a Cheers inspired logo on the front that reads, "MacLaren's Bar, Est. 2005". See the design on hoodies, jerseys, and tank tops.

The design on this Robin Sparkles tee promotes her 80s themed song "Let's Go to the Mall," which was a big hit in Canada. Eventually, the gang on the How I Met Your Mother TV show finds out that this is why Robin (Scherbatsky) fears shopping malls. Robin's secret is how the slap bet between Marshall and Barney begins. Marshall believes that Robin was once married in a mall, and Barney thinks that she was in a pornographic movie filmed inside a mall.

This tee displays the funny How I Met Your Mother quote, "Don't be a hero Scherbatsky." After suiting up to meet Barney at the cigar club, Robin joins him for a game of laser tag. Excited, Robin starts shooting overzealously at the enemy, which prompts Barney to tell her, "Don't be a hero Scherbatsky." The design on this How I Met Your Mother shirt includes a laser tag gun, with a red laser shooting across the chest, in between the lines of the quote.

After Marshall and Barney make a slap bet over the truth behind Robin's fear of shopping malls, Lily (Alyson Hannigan) takes on the role of slap bet commissioner. It is her job to sort out any arguments over the terms of the bet, including slaps that end up being unsupported by the final outcome of the bet. This slap bet How I Met Your Mother t-shirt lets you be the slap bet commissioner.

The fronts of these How I Met Your Mother t-shirts feature the Barneyism, "Suit Up!" A rendering of a suit with a red tie is blended into the letter 'i' in the design. Barney Stinson tells his friends to suit up in an attempt to get them to dress as formally as he does. Fans of the TV show often repeat this popular quote from How I Met Your Mother. Browse through for more Suit Up t-shirt styles.

No one knows what Barney Stinson does at Ultracell, but we do know Ultracell's purpose as a company. As stated on this tee, "We [Ultracell] make the fuzzy stuff on tennis balls and also dabble in oil drilling, gun, cigarette, and nuclear power manufacturing, but mostly we want you to focus on the yellow fuzzy stuff." This How I Met Your Mother shirt also features a colorful orange, yellow, and black Ultracell logo, which matches the text.

The design on the front of this T displays a green logo for MacLaren's Pub. The back of the tee features the Barney How I Met Your Mother quote, "It's gonna be... Legendary!!!" Barney Stinson often makes this statement when he's trying to encourage either Ted, Marshall, Lily, or Robin to participate in one of his adventures. This could mean trying to pick up women at the airport, licking the Liberty Bell, or building an igloo in Central Park to name a few. The design shown on the left is also available on thongs or boxers, which creates a quite humorous gift.