Juno t-shirt gallery

The movie Juno is a slightly offbeat comedy starring Ellen Page as 16-year-old Juno MacGuff, a teen who discovers she is nine weeks pregnant by her friend and longtime admirer, Paulie Bleeker (Michael Cera). Juno's widespread appeal stems from her defiance to conform to the typical teen stereotypes for a girl her age. Here, we celebrate the rebel teen with a gallery of Juno t-shirts and movie merchandise, including the Juno Hamburger Phone. Tees include the Ellen Page Juno t-shirt, the retro Slinky t-shirt, and the Paulie Bleeker shirt. The Juno movie has earned over $100 million (U.S.), in addition to a Best Screenplay Oscar.
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Dancing Elk is the fictional high school that the characters attend in the Juno movie. The Dancing Elk Condors logo on this Juno tee represents the school's athletic teams, with the condor being the school mascot. Paulie Bleeker can be seen wearing a Dancing Elk Condors t-shirt and sweatshirt in the movie. This design is also available on men's apparel items. Browse through to see a wide selection of styles and colors, including Juno Dancing Elk Condors hoodies, tank tops, and ringer Ts.

The front of this shirt displays the Juno movie logo across the chest, while the back displays Rainn Wilson's funny Juno quote, "This is one doodle that can't be undid, homeskillet." His character, Rollo, says this after he observes Juno shaking her pregnancy test like an Etch A Sketch, hoping to clear the current result.

Does your mom use color-safe bleach? These Paulie Bleeker Juno t-shirts display the movie quote on the front. Paulie makes his memorable statement in response to the Juno MacGuff quote about his distractingly high-cut shorts, "Wow, your shorts are like especially gold today." Paulie Bleeker replies, "My mom uses color-safe bleach." Paulie wears his shorts with his maroon Dancing Elk Condors Juno hoodie that features a gold logo for the high school on the front. Celebrate the skills of your laundry savvy mother with a Paulie Bleeker color-safe bleach tee. Pair it with a Juno Hamburger Phone (see right).

Is there a cheese to your macaroni? The Junoism on the front of this Ellen Page Juno t-shirt was derived from the Juno MacGuff quote, "As far as boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. He is the cheese to my macaroni." Afterall, what would your macaroni be without its cheese? It would be a mere noodle in this lonely world. Wear one of these official Juno movie tees to let everyone know that there is a cheese to your macaroni. The front of the tee displays the quote and noodles. Purchase this official Juno movie tee with a maroon Dancing Elk Condors t-shirt that features the high school logo.

This highly sought after Juno tee displays a pregnant Japanese comic book hero called Most Fruitful Yuki. Mark Loring (Jason Bateman) shows Juno the anime comic in the movie in an attempt to give her a positive pregnant role model; someone who might inspire her to see herself as something other than a "cautionary whale." Underneath the image of the Most Fruitful Yuki character, is the text, "Lead with the belly... Follow with the sword." Order this official Juno merchandise item today.

The front of this official Slinky Juno shirt displays an identical design to the tee that Juno wears in the movie. The distressed, retro design pays homage to the Slinky toy by displaying the Slinky logo and the commercial's familiar jingle, "It's slinky, it's slinky, for fun it's a wonderful toy. Slinky. It's fun for a girl and a boy." Browse through to see other designs, and choose the official Slinky t-shirt that fits your style the best. The coil-shaped toy was invented in the 1940s after mechanical engineer Richard James observed a torsion spring falling off a table and rolling around on a deck.

"Hold on, I'm on my hamburger phone..." The front of these Juno t-shirts feature the popular Juno movie quote, which she says when she is telling her friend Leah (Olivia Thirlby) that she is pregnant. Leah asks Juno, "Are you sure it's not a food baby? Did you eat a big lunch?" Juno replies, "This is not a food baby all right? I've taken like three pregnancy tests, and I'm fo' shizz up the spout." Use one of these Junoisms on your Juno Hamburger Phone.

The front of this Shenanigans Juno t-shirt displays the Ellen Page Juno quote, "What other shenanigans can I get into?" A cartoon style image of Juno's minivan is displayed above the text, with a puff of white smoke streaming out of its exhaust. Ellen Page's character delivers this line after showing up at Vanessa Loring's home, at which point Vanessa (Jennifer Garner) inquires, "Your parents are probably wondering where you are?" Wear this tee to listen to the Juno Movie Soundtrack. Honest to blog, it's good.

This Ellen Page Juno tee shirt celebrates the main character's opening line from the movie, "It all started with a chair." What started with a chair you ask? Let's just say that the chair acted as the stage for Paulie Bleeker and Juno MacGuff's tangle with intimacy, a tangle that ended with Juno pregnant. The front of this ringer T displays a rendering of the infamous chair, along with the Juno MacGuff quote from the Academy Award nominated film. Ellen Page also received a Best Actress nomination.

The design on this tee references the funny Juno quote, "Your girlfriend gave me the stink eye." Juno tells Paulie Bleeker (Michael Cera) this in the hall at school after Katrina De Voort (Ashley Whillans) glares at her in art class. Paulie replies, "Katrina's not my girlfriend alright? And I doubt she gave you the stinkeye, that's just how her face looks, you know? That's just her face." In addition to tank tops, the design on these Ellen Page Juno t-shirts is also available on v-neck tees and ringer Ts. Wear this piece of Juno merchandise to let all the guys know that their girlfriends gave you the stinkeye.

The front of this tee displays Rainn Wilson's memorable quote from the Juno movie. Wilson plays a convenient store cashier named Rollo, who observes Juno studying the results of her pregnancy test. As Juno begins to shake the test, Rollo responds, "That ain't no etch-a-sketch. This is one doodle that can't be undid, homeskillet." He makes the statement after first asking the anxious teen, "So what's the prognosis, Fertile Myrtle? Minus or plus?" Juno then notices a little pink plus sign.

The design on this humorous Juno t-shirt captures the memorable comment that Rollo (Rainn Wilson) makes to a possibly pregnant Juno. As she shakes her pregnancy test like an Etch A Sketch, Rollo tells her, "This is one doodle that can't be undid homeskillet." The Juno Rainn Wilson quote is displayed on the screen of the Etch A Sketch featured on the front of this tee shirt. Just remember that shaking the wearer won't clear the screen.