Captain Spaulding Hot Dog shirt
Available in men's, women's, kids' sizes and hoodies.
After soiling his clown costume with burglar blood, he sports a Captain Spaulding hot dog t-shirt like this one with the line, “If I wanted to listen to an Asshole, I’d Fart” on the back. This tee is also approved for giving tours through the Monster Ride and for drawing up directions to Dr. Satan’s tree for lost tourists. Legend has it that the doctor was hung by locals there after they found him experimenting with brain surgery. He had been trying to create a superhuman from the mentally ill. His body was nowhere to be found the following day.Click the "BUY" button to select t-shirt size and to see seller's price.In addition to the Captain Spaulding Hot Dog tee above, browse the Captain Spaulding Clothing Gallery for more apparel like men's and women's clothes, kids shirts or hoodies.