Marriage is Toxic t-shirt

Available in men's, women's, kids' sizes and hoodies.

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Have I told you not to marry? Yea, dad. Well, I guess I told you everything I know. There is no better person to tell you that marriage is toxic than the one who knows it best, Al Bundy. He openly tries to convince people not to marry so they will spare themselves the misery. After all, he does come home to Peg every night. He is very experienced. Heed is advice. Consider this Married with Children t-shirt to be a walking billboard to spread his word.


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