Murder Ride t-shirt

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Captain Spaulding tees don't have to be scary but what fun would that be? This version is designed to remind tourists that the homicidal maniac has put his extensive knowledge of serial killers to good use through creating his World Famous Murder Ride. His laughing skull tie, patriotic clown costume and striped top hat almost make him seem lovable, but looks can be deceiving. He only loves his family members and you aren't one of them. Don't ya like clowns? If not, consider sporting Tiny's Cheap Ass Halloween Costume shirt instead.


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